Went over to Malaysia during the short holiday for Wei-Ge's wedding. Gosh, his wife was gorgeous yesterday when we saw her in her wedding gown. I'm sure little Wei-Ge will come out just as charming (:

I'll upload all the pics when I have nothing better to do.




Just some jokes to destress (:
Enjoy!

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

#lovefio
I need a break.

True love.
Indeed.



What you'd done is unforgivable.
I wouldn't have to care about what you think or feel anymore.
Thank God for me.
I hadn't been myself for the past ten months.
I'm not giving in this time.

I wanna see sincerity before you ask me back.

#lovefio
I love my friends (:

It's true when they say things like "You should be contented with what you have. Not everyone can find true love."
But they don't know how it feels like when you keep giving and have nothing in return.

And then some people would be saying "When you love a person, give and don't expect anything in return."
All I can say to that is "Fuck you."



You weren't there. Not at all. When I need a shoulder to lean on, a body to hug. You don't know how it feels like being me. You said that you appreciate the things that I've done, the sacrifices I'd made, but you don't know exactly what I'd done and what the sacrifices are.
And it hurts when you said that you understand me.
Cos' you don't.

I can't feel it. I can't feel the love you said. I can't feel the care that you claimed you'd shown. I can't feel it all. I don't even remember our last date. It seemed so long ago.

You asked me to wait a little longer for you to have time for me. That's what I had been doing all along. To wait and wait and wait.. Yet it's just disappointments after disappointments. I'm not complaining. It's what I tell you everytime we quarrel. It's a sad thing I have to bring this up again and again. Nothing just goes through that head of yours.

I'm not asking for branded. I'm not asking for diamonds and pearls. I'm not even asking for a nice dress which I laid my eyes on for so long. I'm just asking for a little of your precious time. Is that too much that I'm asking for?

And I can't even get angry everytime you pushed back your time with me just for your friends? Or when you had stupid excuses like you're tired when I'm the one who goes over to find you and walk home everytime I do in the middle of the night freaking myself out? I'm never your first priority, never once. There will always be something which is more important than me. Including your beauty sleep.
I have my limits too.

Where were you when I said I loved you?
And where were you when I cried at night?
Sometimes I feel like there's no getting through to you.
Like you don't appreciate all that I do.
You gotta show me that you want me to stay.

Don't let your pride get in.
The way, for something we worked so hard.
Just don't throw it away.
I'd been trying to make you see that everything
You need is right here with me.

But I can't see what I need there with you.




Sometimes I feel better when I am alone.
I keeping myself hanging on that string. I don't wanna fall.
Cos' if I do, this relationship would go down too.
But why am I the only one struggling hard?
I don't see you here with me.
I don't like this. Not at all.

I'm tired.
Physically and emotionally.



You were never,
never here.

#lovefio
Shut up.

Happy Mother's Day to Mummy.
Happy Mother's Day to Baby's mom.
Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers in the world.
Happy Mother's Day to all who are becoming mothers too.
And Happy Mother's Day to...
Never mind.


This Mother's Day didn't turn out like how I predicted it'll be a few months back. But.. it's okay.

Sakae Sushi at White Sands with mom, Zac and my cousin. Gave mom a hundred bucks to spend cos' I couldn't think of anything to buy. She'll complain if I were to buy anything too expensive or if I get her something she already has. So, money would be the most practical of all.
Hope Mummy enjoyed today (:

#lovefio
Happy Mother's Day.

Who would know.. exactly how I feel.







I'm quite sure you wouldn't.

#lovefio
Ah fuck.

I love you, Love (:

Let's hold on tight, together.
You know I need you in my life.

#lovefio
It's just my Baby and I (: