Some jokes to start your day before you tolerate my ranting later on :D

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But, but, but.... I will only get my report card tomorrow??
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No lah, mine is undying love!!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I was born!!!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No lah, teacher. It's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me.




Baby's coming back TODAY!
Finally!

But I can only meet him tomorrow. Mm, it wouldn't hurt to wait another day (: I've waited for ten days already anyways.


And pay-day's TODAY too! Come, money, COME! :D

Hopefully, today's gonna turn out alright.
Mm, wait. Hopefully, everyday's gonna turn out good :D

#lovefio
Come, love.